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Thursday, February 16, 2006

So very very wrong


So very very wrong
Originally uploaded by clownfire.
In what will probably amount to my most scandalous post to date, I just had to share this little piece of darkness with the world.

At the risk of major condemnation I'm going on record as saying I think this is both extremely funny and extremely offensive.

At the risk of not looking morally superior you will never admit the same.

(..yes that double negative was intended)

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The 100 MPH post----------------->


Choo Choo!!
Originally uploaded by clownfire.
Greetings from the train. Thanks to the magic of the interweb and wireless technology I write to you today from a moving train somewhere near the Quebec/Ontario border.

I don't really have much else to say. I just couldn't pass on the novelty of posting from a moving vehicle.

I love the future.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Brokeback to The Future

Ok now I appear to be on a theme lately but this is just too funnny.

Boy some people have a LOT of time on their hands.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Brokeback BaBaBooey


BaBaBooey
Originally uploaded by clownfire.
Many of you may remember my good buddy Mike "BaBaBooey" Walmsley as the keys player in the early incarnation of The Free Press.

Thought you might enjoy a recent voice mail he left me.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

A Merlot Would Go Well With This...

Check THIS out.

Some people REALLY like Toronto.

The Three Most Pretentious Words in The World

AS-AN-ACTOR.

i.e. As an actor I am really sensative to....

If you ever found yourself saying anything like that. Kill yourself.