On The Move: Pedestrian Wine Snob

From the wannabe wine snob on the GO train:

"...and the whole top shelf of my wine rack is aaaaaallllllll Wolf Blass Yellow Label."

Oooo way to go dude. Where did you dig up that little jem? I'm guessing from the fucking pile of 96 cases setup in the lobby of the liquor store labelled "sale".

Please kill yourself tonight.