Michael, Michael, Michael...

THIS is why people hate you:

The man compares his acquittal to the fall of the Berlin wall and the freeing of Nelson Mandela. Sweet Merciful Allah Michael! The stones this guy has. Here's a plan, how about you understate something for once and maybe not make a ridiculous spectacle of yourself. i.e. showing up in a red suit to COURT.

I'd also pay $50 to personally bitch slap some of those people who were outside the courthouse each day. The one thing I am pretty happy about is that Nancy Grace has to eat crow for a few days. That woman must get her food spit in daily. She just had the foreman of the jury on her show and kept hounding him with "What do you think he was doing in the bedroom with those kids?" and the guy kept replying with "My thoughts are not in evidence, we had to rely on the testimony and evidence" which is exactly right but because that soundbyte jukebox Nancy Grace is looking stupid today she believes, as a former prosecutor, that the Jury should have voted on the conscience in the face of absence of evidence. It's called jury nullification you dizzy bitch that's why and it's illegal to even argue it!

Oh and thank you for the pop up graphic CNN, it was almost unclear except for the footer with size 200 font JACKSON AQUITTED. Why do I expect subtlety in cable news. It's really my fault, I expect too much.