I'm all thumbs

I write to you directly from the studio today thanks to the magic of the Blackberry electronic leash. At times this little gadget is pretty cool but most of the time it assures that I never truly leave work.

I know now that if for some reason I ever lose all my fingers I could still type with some proficiency if I could find a keyboard that is 3 and 1/2 inches wide and had keys the size of popcorn kernals. Sound ridiculous? Welcome to Blackberry. Next Research In Motion is apparently working on atomicly sized forks and knives.