Unsexiest Men Alive = Vindication

BOSTON (KP International) - Forget Matthew McConaughey's Sexiest Man title from People magazine, now a Boston online publication, The Phoenix, has compiled a list of the 100 Unsexiest Men.

Topping the list is the comedian with the exceptionally irritating voice, Gilbert Gottfried. Despite being described as "the parrot-voiced, pickle-face comic" who is "to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman," Gottfried was honoured to receive the title. "I'm just glad to be number one on any list," he said. "I just hope for years to come, I'll be unattractive to you. I'll do my best by eating unhealthy and never exercising. It's just nice to know that I don't have to worry about losing my looks."

Other notables that made the, er, grade include Dr Phil in fourth place, Osama Bin Laden at number eight and Michael Jackson in 11th.

Canadian rocker Chad Kroeger received sixth place, and the reason? "It's not just the massive head, weird face and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music," the Website said.

AMEN!